umyehs:

iamimpalalocked:

umyehs:

STOP RIGHT THERE!

You’re under arrest for being such a cutie. Oh oops it seems I have forgotten my handcuffs I guess I’ll just have to hold your hand. You have the right to remain silent. Or you can talk. I like it when you talk. Okay now come with me please.

im no cutie 

uhhh-huh, that’s what they all say

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haanigram:

was i the only one that got super uncomf with all the stravinsky refrences

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jimmyneuteredtron:

constantly-changing-url:

jimmyneuteredtron:

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She looks like she doesn’t like your joke either

i am going to fight you

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Yes, he broke the mile record in your state, but in 6 months he’ll almost overdose on steroids and he’ll have to stop running.
Sure, she got a 34 on the ACT her sophomore year, but she won’t make it to graduation under all the stress and pressure. She killed herself at 17 years old.
It’s true, they’ve been in love since 6th grade and they’re the cutest couple but every time they’re together, the girl abuses the guy.
His family may be rich and have a surplus of money, but did you know that his parents cheated in each other 8 times and he knows it?
Things may seem amazing on the surface, but you never know what’s beneath. Not to belittle anyone’s lives or accomplishments, but next time you’re jealous of someone, don’t you dare wish you were him or her.

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vergiltarian:

sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen

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theresawinchesterinmytardis:

sassygaytardis:

microxcuts:

onlyfooling-myself:

dontplaywithme:

light-cream-cheese:

marauder-potter:

coconi:

hussieslips:

louiebonbon:

let’s not forget that ‘fandom’ is ’fanatic domain’ shortened

oh

#oh #I thought it was like #a kingdom of fans #huh

my life is a lie

#this is like when i found out unf meant universal noise of fucking #and not just someone saying unf

oh…

UNF IS AN ACRONYM!?!

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WHAT IS HAPPENING

it is 4 am i dont deserve this

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talking to people about my obsessions pretending im just a casual fan

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